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Culture

Horriblescopes

April 17, 2013 The State Times 2

Marielle Genovesi, Staff Writer

Aries: You know you don’t fit into a Magnum condom. Pretending you do will do you no good when you find yourself in the process of …

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Culture

Not Shaving is Also an Option

April 17, 2013 The State Times 1

Elizabeth Raphaelson, Contributing Writer

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It’s eight in the morning and I’m looking at a clean line of blood running down the side of my ribs. I forgot …

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Gaborik Dealt: What it Means?

April 17, 2013 The State Times 0

Bobby Lemaire, Staff Writer

With the trade deadline passed, the NHL is in the homestretch of its shortened season. Out of all the trades, the biggest deal was the New …

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Campus News

SA Scholarships Announced

April 17, 2013 The State Times 0

Kainat Malik, ColumnistSA
Every semester, the Student Association releases scholarships for the student body. This semester we had seven scholarships available for any activity fee-paying student to apply for, plus …

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National News

Afghanistan: The Final Stretch

April 17, 2013 The State Times 0

Cady Kuzmich, Columnist
Over 30,000 U.S. troops prepare to pull out of Afghanistan as the 2014 withdrawal approaches. In a White House Press Conference with Afghan President Karzai a few …

Current Issues

Who is the Biggest NFL Bust Ever?

April 17, 2013 The State Times 0

Bobby Lemaire, Staff Writer

The 2006 Oakland Raiders were one of the worst teams in NFL history. They finished an embarrassing 2-14, and were “rewarded” with the first overall pick …