Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You weren’t capable of checking off your Summer bucket-list, indicating that there’s no way you’ll be capable of checking off your semester to-do list.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Classes starting again is a bummer, but not nearly as big of a bummer as living at your parents’ house for one more day would’ve been.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Starting a new semester means finding a new routine; does going out on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays work better for your schedule? Or just Tuesday/Thursday?
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Your motivation is dangerously low considering it’s only the third week of classes. Remember, senioritis is not a valid excuse for missing class.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Summer love is starting to linger. Summer is officially over on September 22, and at that point any casual summer fling should be too.
Virgo (August 24 – September 22)
There’s no shame in loving pumpkin-spice-everything season. Order your latte, light your candle, nibble your scone, and enjoy.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Being back at school has been fueling your growing addiction. You drink too much and that’s an issue, you’re not okay.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
As children of the 21st century, we completely understand your severe FOMO. However, going out every night of Rush Week has officially murdered your bank account.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
As your summer body disappears, so should your (ridiculously high) standard for hookups.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Going from working this summer to taking classes was both a blessing and a reality check for you. #ManILoveCollege #RealWorldSucks
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
It’s cheaper to rent school books, but buying them means selling them back and selling them back means guaranteed beer money right around finals.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
While everyone else is complaining about dining hall food, you’re going in on pizza slice number three. Keep that positive attitude this semester!
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