HOROSCOPES (Week of September 14)

Aries (March 21-April 19)

This week Aries will struggle to get into a routine. New students should be especially aware of this. Just don’t be too weird and at least introduce yourself to the people sitting near you. You’ll warm up soon enough.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Whatever you do this week, Cancers should be conserving their cash. It’s only the beginning of the semester, and Cancer is prone to let that go to their heads. Declining dollars don’t grow on trees. It’s okay. We’ll all get through this together.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Libras should be especially cautious of forgetting necessary items for class or campus events. This will prove to be an issue, specifically towards the end of the week.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Capricorns are in for a great week. This will be the easiest of the semester and they should take advantage of their current free time and social life.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Tauruses need to take a breath this week. You will accomplish all of the tasks you need to. Try not to lose your sanity and realize any professor can only ask so much of a student. This semester may seem bleak but you have made it this far, right? That’s definitely worth something.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Leos, know your chronic tiredness is not normal. College is hard and sometimes you will feel the need to stay up until 4am and sometimes you won’t, but you’ll do it anyways. This week is a good week to catch up on lost sleep, but don’t skip too many classes (and definitely not your labs).

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Scorpios will likely spill their morning beverage more than once this week. Keep the lid on your drinks and avoid light colored tops and bottoms.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

Aquarius should be mindful of their common sense this week. Aquarius will likely receive spam emails, phishing phone calls, et cetera. Yes, it’s too good to be true. Aquarius you’re better than that.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Geminis will have a particularly rough week with their room and housemates. Channel your positivity and optimism into every conflict. This week will be over soon enough. Until then, be civil.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

This week Virgos run the world, as everything seems to be going right for them. Virgos should enjoy it while it lasts and not dwell too much on the fact that all good things must come to an end. Humility is key, as arrogance will only cause rough coming weeks.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Sagittariuses should utilize this week to live their best life. This week will allow you the most freedom to try new things, like sushi or racquetball. This week presents a good opportunity to step out of your comfort zone and skip the Starbucks.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Pisces should, despite all their best intentions, try their best to socialize, specifically with those of them who share the same floor. Who knows? You may be surprised.

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