Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This fall is the time to run that marathon you’ve always wanted to do…or just run another marathon on Netflix. Much more realistic.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

No one ever said road trips were a summer-only activity…but your gas tank & homework are going to veto that idea real fast.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The changing leaves make it the perfect time to check out that new hiking spot. Oh wait, this is Oneonta, you saw everything there is to see here within the first two weeks of semester one.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Next trip to Table Rock, explore beyond the view. #Don’tTrip… #MaybeJustALittleTrip

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

The best part of apple picking is eating the pie afterward. But your Mom’s not here to make the pie, so just buy the damn pie instead.

Virgo (August 24 – September 22)

A carved pumpkin is the perfect addition to your bedroom décor. That is, until it starts rotting out three weeks before Halloween and your housemates make you throw it out.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Fall weather calls for shopping for the new fall trends, right? Wrong. You’re an unpaid college student, get your priorities straight.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Get some fresh air before it gets too cold to be outside. Or, start to train your lungs to get used to the stale air you’ll be in all winter. Both are sound choices.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you take the basic fall photo in front of the basic fall backdrop (Hunt Union pond, obviously) don’t be surprised when no one likes it. It’s not you it’s just… you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Recreating childhood pumpkin patch pictures? I think yes! But be authentic. Don’t half-ass that shit.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

A little friendly competition and a nice autumn breeze never hurt anyone (except when touch-football turns into tackle-your-friend-as-hard-as-you-can football).

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There are 260 calories in a grande Pumpkin Spice Latte with nonfat milk and no whip. Worth it? Probs.

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