Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Eat, sleep, and study is the slogan for the week (notice partying, socializing, and smoking are not in the slogan). Follow the slogan.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
This is the only week you can get away with wearing sweatpants and a hoodie seven out of seven days. Live it up!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
The struggle is absolutely real this week. However, coffee and pizza, although a convenient diet, will not give you the brainpower you need for tests.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
No one will judge your constant napping, but it would be better for you to take the nap to your bed instead of using the library as your resting spot.
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
Your social life has to take a hit this week. Your good friends will understand, but your best friends are going to drag you out on Friday anyway.
Virgo (August 24 – September 22)
Sometimes just looking the part helps you to actually perform the part as well, so go ahead and get all gussied up before your test!
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Glasses do not make you smarter. In fact, using glasses when you don’t need them can mess with your vision. So put the fashion-forward move to rest, at least this week.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Crossing little things off a to-do list might help to keep you sane this week. For example, take care of the laundry that’s starting to smell like mold in the corner of your room.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
“C’s get degree’s” is an absolutely true mantra. However B’s and A’s symbolize better understanding and probably better job prospects in the future.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Procrastinating is like drinking. Once you start it’s hard to stop… until it’s too late. Don’t do it!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Try to finish the semester out without threatening anyone’s life, no matter how much you despise the professor who assigned a paper, a project, and a cumulative final.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Open book tests and online finals are your first miracle this holiday. Be grateful for what you’re given!
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