Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Pizza is acceptable as a dinner once a week at an absolute maximum. Leftover Halloween candy is never acceptable as a dinner. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Jeans will always feel at least a little more productive than sweats. Fake it ‘till you make it.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Cherish these last days of fall, because between winter and the home-run stretch of the semester, you’ll probably never see the sun again.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Time-management will make or break your final leg of the semester, so maybe time for a little less Netflix and chill.

Leo (July 23 – August 23)

You’ve made it this far. Remember that C’s get degree’s but B’s are better!

Virgo (August 24 – September 22)

Being sore from a hangover is not nearly as satisfying as being sore from a jog.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you missed roller-skating this semester, you seriously goofed. Make it a priority in coming semesters.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Time to start planning for next semester, but also time to start going really hard in your current classes. It’s also time to re-vamp your resume and think about what you’re going to do when you graduate. Oh yeah, it’s also time to get your life together. No pressure.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Water and an apple in the morning are proven to provide more energy than coffee. Stay bright-eyed and bushy-tailed until the end of the semester!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes it’s better to embrace the breakdown. Full-blown sweat pants, ice cream, tears, and cheesy rom-coms. Let it out.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Yoga pants and UGG’s are fine for the rest of the semester, as long as you continue to make it to class.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This is an acceptable time to begin counting down the days to winter break (7 weeks!).

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